| Sir Kalidor's Court #8 RAW Review 3-1-2010 | ||||
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Welcome to the 8th Edition of Sir Kalidor's Court. I think Cheech and Chong will be pretty bad but I hope RAW is good. I mean you gotta compete with Flair and Hogan so you gotta step it up I think. Oh yeah the Pope better interfere or be involved on Freakin Monday Impact or I might have to quit TNA. Ok so i've had a little bit of the mead tonight so I am seeing the screen a little blurry but on with the show.
Start off with Michaels. Man I think Michaels is done. I guess it has to end some time. Of course what is retirement in wrestling anyway. but Michaels away from full time competition is kinda sad for me but I must admit the guy was suppose to be done about ten years ago. This run since Michaels came back for one more match has been great and made Michaels one of the greatest ever. Well I didn't think that I would be pumped for a rematch but now I am. I am about 90% sure that Undertaker will win which I am just fine with he has earned it. The streak should just go on till 20-0 then retire so that will be a great send off for deadman. Who knows I bet Michaels could come back for that match..... I predicted that first if it happens. Shawn Comes out and here comes the Game to give him some life. Well the HHH is speaking the truth as far as I am concerned. I think HHH is putting over his boy but he is being truthful. HHH wants rematch with MIZSHOW. DX wants a little bit more merch to be sold before mania. Back with the no talent twins and Cheech and Chong bring back Hornswoggle for buzz time with Lucky Charms. Randy Orton vs. Ted Dibiase Well I am guessing on Rhodes coming out for this match. Start out with Ted putting the hurt on Randy. Man I hate commericials in the matches that is the worst TNA got it right on that. I hope they do not take commercials next Monday. Man Ted is really improving I could really see him at the top of the card in about two years. DQ by Rhodes.. I smell an Orton face turn... nice.. More cheers for Orton why wait so long for this obvious turn this could of been done a long time ago.  Bret Hart gimping on crutches man he looks like a stroke victim... oops. Ok well that was a little bit harsh just kidding I am a huge mark for Bret old and out of shape or whatever. Man I bet he is cold. More fun with the mascot and more weed jokes o I guess that's about all we can show on a PG program. I wonder if JR will show up tonight. Video package of Batista and Cena ... yea fun fun blah. Jack Swagger vs. Santino Man I am super surprised that Swagger will be in the MIB big time shocker for him. I figure he would be in a throw away battle royal or maybe a Diva Lumberjack match. Quick squash for Swagger.  Cena out to bitch about Batista and his gay vest and shades. Batista comes out with a bunch of jabronni's to protect Cena. Batista wierd semi shoot promo sort of ok. Batista should just mess up people and not talk. Why is he dressed up like someone in the Village People. Cena even in his PG cookie cutter self gives a decent promo. I wonder how Cena would be if not for Vince direction sure he will never be Steamboat in the ring but I think he unleashed could be a great promo guy. He is decent even in his restrained pro company self. I guess a decent buildup to mania. I still think that Bret and Vince might be involved in this match. Ok about an hour into RAW and only about 9 min of actual wrestling including the commercial break horrible. More Cheech and chong horrible. I haven't seen Chavo in about 3 months so that's pretty good. Man I thought Primo was released. MVP vs. Zack Ryder If MVP does not beat the crap out of Zack Ryder then I am ending this blog and not watching the rest of RAW. MVP early Ballin and Playmaker. Why have a squash match as a qualifing match. Ok now we have about 10 min of actual wrestling. OK Cheech and Chong coming out good music selection. Yea totally "crazy dude" right Cole shutup you idiot. I am sure this will be horrible. Diva pillow fight. Eve + Kelly Kelly +Gail Kim vs. Maryse + Lillian Hall + Alicia Fox I bet those really hurt blah.. I think one time I got a black eye from a pillow. Maryse with a late break up. Wow No talent Eve wins. Sure she is super hot but rough. We end with the midget and cereal fun time blah. I wonder if Luna will enter "Maddog" Vishcon in the Hall of Fame. Pat Patterson will enter him in. Next up bret. Man what a weak wrestling show RAW has been tonight. I would be very pissed if this was a live event for me. Sure you get to see a lot of big guys but the only decent match was with orton. There better be a great match with DX vs. Mizshow or a great dark main after the cameras go off. Ok Vince introduces Bret out for gimp time. It looks like a real cast on his leg. I figure he would just have a boot on. Bret still got his Jordan's on HA! Bret ain't taking no crap but he is sporting the merch hard tonight. Vince screwed Bret. Here comes the match now... I bet if Vince brought up Owen then he would really slug him.. How many weeks can we see Bret look pathetic and hurting. Match on I guess... Man its going to be ugly and It must be short what kind of cluster is this going to be. Vince vs. Cena next week. Well that should be interesting I guess. ShowMiz vs. DX Wow actual wrestling its hard to believe. Man gonna be short eveyone doing there signatures already. Can there be less then 30 min of wrestling total I think so. HBK going for big elbow hit it! Tuning up the band but pic of Taker on screen.... Miz roll up on Michaels for quick pin. Where the hell is Shameus is he still hurt with a concusion... I mean 2 weeks in a row and no Shameus and now no Kofi this week what a cluster. Pretty weak Raw .. OK here is Shameus... Well gotta set up HHH Wrestlemania match for sure.. OK well I feel just a tad bit better about RAW. It is still pretty stinky and they better do better if they don't want me to watch Hogan. I think I might watch Hogan blade up then another mess like this...  Well I must say that I was pretty disapointed in RAW. I thought the last two weeks were building but I didn't find to much compelling about this weeks RAW. Not much wrestling and even though the guest host didn't get in the way just felt like a wasted show. Sure I know that there is 4 weeks till mania so you have to build slow. But don't build so slow that I fall asleep before we get there. Well i guess I am glad that the mania card is starting to shape out. Ok so there are 8 spots fot MIB. OK so I am guessing that Kofi and CM Punk going to be in there too.... OK so who else.. maybe Morrison... There could be a Tag Belt defense at Mania... but against who.. Cryme Tyme??? I mean what other tag teams are there now that MVP is in the MIB... I am not sure about that but you gotta defend those titles I think with MIZSHOW rolling right now... Well all for now serfs out.. 
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