Written by Sir Kalidor
Monday, 01 March 2010 00:06
Sir Kalidor's Court #7 DVR CATCHUP
Welcome to the 7th edition of Sir Kalidor's Court. Ok serfs its been a busy week of rescuing a couple of princesses and one nasty dragon had to be slayed but on with the DVR. Before we get started with TNA let me chat a second about WWE NXT. I thought it was overall a great show I didn't have time to do a full review but I must say I really like the format. Well with seeing the new guys on NXT it is no surprise that there was releases made this week. Well I am a little surprised about Maria. I am a little surprised by that one. I could definetly see her on the next season of Dancing with the stars. I find it a little wierd that they gave her that award back at the slammy's for Diva of the year. Sure she couldn't wrestle her way into the ring but she did have a lot of popularity. Charlie Hass, Paul Burchill, and Scott Armstrong no surprise for these guys. I always thought Hass was good but there was only so much he could do with that gimmick. I will be starting a list of guys I think will be released on the forums so check out that. Ok enough stalling on with TNA Impact lets see if these guys step it up cause only a couple of weeks till the "wars" begin.
Looks like Abyss is getting a big push. Start off with highlights from last week. Including putting over the WWE Hall of fame. I thought I read somewhere how Hogan called that ring a piece of crap that Vince only paid about hundred bucks for.
Start off with Naitch and AJ coming out. Good to see that AJ starting out on the stick. Vintage Flair on the stick looks like they are setting up the tag match for Monday. I heard its going to be Flair + AJ vs. Hogan + Abyss I know this is a super rating ploy but I will watch it. But they should save it for PPV. Now here comes Hogan out for a bunch of mess. Flair sweat through his suit gross.
Nasty Boys vs. Team 3D
I am sure that Team 3d back will hurt after carrying Nobbs and sags in the match. Man Nobbs looks really bad. Team 3d wins thankfully quick match.
More E and Mick talking about crap. Wow I haven't seen ODB in a long time.
Daffney vs. ODB
Man we haven't seen ODB in a long time. I see that since Hogan took over that ODB has really lost favor. You gotta think that Daffney is getting a push. The time with Hemme went on a little bit too long. I was never a big ODB fan DQ finish.
We get back with Beer Money in the ring complaining about Eric and hogan good "shoot" promo. I really like it when they blend kayfabe and shoot. Here comes Hernandez to setup a match. face vs. face i guess.
Back with more fun with Nash and E. Young. Then Jeff Jarrett and Eazy E with more drama. Time to flip burgers with Jeff. Eric is easy to hate.
A little disagreement between the tag champs.
Brian Kendrick vs. Kazarian
I guess the Suicide character is totally dead. This should be an awesome match. Chant war in the crowd. Man cool moves by both guys. Man nasty move off the talk. Quick match but action packed.
Abyss becoming more of a monster thats good. I hate Anderson and Rob Terry is the one guy that is a worse wrestler then Anderson.
Rob Terry vs. Mr. Anderson
I could see Mr. Anderson winning the belt cause you gotta do something with Anderson and you spent a lot of money on him I bet. But I guess that Angle will get involved. Oh there he is steel to the back and looks like Big Rob gets to win. Oh my god Rob Terry is the biggest guy in wrestling. He is more juiced then Batista. Well I guess it moves the Angle vs. Anderson story.
Street Fight: Kevin Nash + Eric Young vs. Six Pac + Scott Hall
Pac gave the suckit sign. Man Scott hall looks rough. Spray paint is out. Horrible segment. Mick Foley with E in his new suit and Mick will get a coach for his table manners. Where is this going.
Desmond Wolfe vs. Abyss
Desmond coming out with his skank this week. Well Abyss comes out with the Hogan music. I guess Wolfe will lose again. I wonder if Daniel Bryan would fair better. Pretty much a squash match. Sorry Wolfe. Abyss is trying to Hulk up but its hard when everyone is cheering for Flair and you don't have any Abyssamaniacs. Hogan cleans house but then is taking down. Man Hogan vs Flair sitll has some intrigue. Hogan looks like hes in pretty good shape. Is he going to blade... What a horrible blade job Hogan always bleeds horrible. I guess it was a decent segment..
(comercial thought)What else could be left for the show I guess more buildup for 3/8. Hogan milks the crowd and is going to announce the match. Did we really need Tenay to say Holy Sh*t what an idiot. Overall I guess its good hype for that match but the rest of impact didn't do a lot for me except for the X division match. I am sure I will watch both programs but you need to do a lot to get people to turn off Cena. It will be fun to watch.